Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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