If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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