i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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