i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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