He is an equal opportunity slut.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So many bounce houses so little time
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Randomize
