I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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