I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i out mim tonsoeep
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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