Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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