on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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