Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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