stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
