wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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