no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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