your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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