Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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