Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
false alarm. still invincible.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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