Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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