I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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