can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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