i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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