I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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