My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Two words: nipple clamps
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