okay pat passed out under dana's car
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
This house was built for laser tag.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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