thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
need another drink. this is the easiest way
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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