Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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