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(858): View more from California

Fuck U Mike is a golden god.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Mike give steph back her phone.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????

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(561): View more from Florida

The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.

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(302): View more from Delaware

He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there

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its my penis

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She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”

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