well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
