I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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