Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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