That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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