I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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