And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Randomize
