so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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