are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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