porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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