Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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