its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you didnt know i had herpes?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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