and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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