We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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