let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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