My nipple is on Facebook.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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