epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
