So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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