What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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