Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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