Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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