i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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