no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Are my feet made of real feet?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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