Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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