she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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