she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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