So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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