So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My liver just had a heart attack.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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